I know that you crazy people only come to this blog to witness the insanity of the Internet boiled down in bite-size pieces. Well, thanks to the fine folk at Daily Swarm, I’ve got a doozy of a gem today.
Behold! Mark Gormley, singing his soon-to-be top 40 hit, “Without You”!
In the case of the People vs. Gormley, your honor, the prosecution wishes to present Exhibit A, a youtube video uploaded from said defendant the month before the alledged abduction occurred. Clearly it shows that Mr. Gormley had been stalking Miss Hottie (indian name – Looks-At-Camera), and going on pretend walks through various random countryside scenes, all the while telling Miss Hottie, “Not to mess with his affection.”
he has a decent voice. i can see how this song is intense. the guitar solo, if you can call it that, made my heart stop. this, if for no other reason, is why i love youtube. awesomely bad music videos.