During this time of the year, our thoughts usually turn to the stories of the Birth of Jesus, and rightly so…despite the fact that He probably wasn’t born in December, we don’t really know how many wise men there were, etc., etc. No matter. It’s enough to celebrate His debut on earth and to pause and reflect on his physical presence with us.
This post is not about that.
This post is about the most badass verses in the Bible. Specifically, the 9 Most Badass Bible Verses. This article is fantastic. And awesome. And awetastic. There are a few swears, so if your virgin eyes can’t handle it, you can simply go read the verses about lying down in green pastures, yada, yada, yada.
And as a final note, I’m thrilled that Mark Salomon’s favorite verse (#8 on the list and the one featured in the above picture) is included. Anything with bears devouring arrogant youth is definitely badass. Well played Cracked. Well played.
I’ve had to completely scrap my “Qualities I look for in a man” list after reading these. In order to be a Proverbs 31 woman that God has called me to be, I’ll have to find a dude that can kill 1000 men with a donkey’s jaw, summon bears, circumcise for my love and perhaps he will need to Egyptian.